Welcome to my lab, I'm professor Elm and I study the strange phenomena of Pokémon eggs!
I'm really that interesting to you? Really? Ok you can give me your phone number here then thank you!
Oh wait this is where I talk about myself. I like to live in my lab and watch pokemon f
ly around it, birds are so interesting. Bird pokemon I mean, not normal ones. There's normal birds? I don't know them don't ask me, get out of this page, I don't want you here, get out, I'm crying please stop